My name is Matthew. I am riding my horse today. I am very happy because we are going to have a party. The party is for me because I am two. I am not sure what two means. I can sing the alphabet, but I don't know what that means, either. But I like parties. Ride'em Cowboy.

Grandma and Grandpa are coming, so we have to wait for the party till they get here. Grandma reads books to me. Sometimes I go to her house and stay. Sometimes she comes here to babysit. I am the baby. I have a big brother. His name is Vincent. We fight over toys, and he wins. Sometimes mama helps me, and I win. This is Mama power.